Monday, February 27, 2012

La la la

I am still sick..........
I am bored, so bored. There is nothing to do....... I am ever so bored....... I think I might die of bordom....... Well, I guess I played Plants vs. Zombies.... and blogged.... Right now..... I guess I could draw..... I want to go do something!!!!!!!! Well, my life is still wonderful! Why is the sky blue? Why couldn't it be purple or maybe tangerine orange? Why are fruits and vegetables healthy? Why couldn't ice cream and cookies be considered healthy? And again the world doesn't make sense to me..... Penguins waddle right? Why can't they just walk like normal animals? And why do elephants have such long trunks? I suppose babbling on and on about random things is just what I do when I'm bored. I like to sleep..... Why do we have to sleep. I want some ice cream.... Have you ever said something and then just keep building on that and get to something totally different? I get distracted easily.... I think I just heard a monkey!!!!!! Monkeys like bananas.... I don't know why. I personally HATE bananas!!! Well, I suppose I AM exadurating a bit, but I still don't like bananas..... Who else gets hyper on sugar? I know I do... Well, at least thats what everyone says.... Well, I guess I'm hyper even without sugar...... Peace everyone!!!!!!!

And now we return to our regularly scheduled program.....
Dun Dun Dun.....

Sunday, February 26, 2012

I am sick. Being sick stinks. I hate being sick. Being sick reminds me of dirty socks. Dirty socks smell like sweat. I don't like sweat. Sweat makes me sweaty. You get sweat when you run around. Why does Santa Claus have a beard? Why couldn't he have a mustach or perhaps a goti? This world doesn't make much sense to me. I should move to Mars, or maybe Venus, or perhaps Jupiter. Yea, that sounds good. I think gravity is overrated. I mean who around here just wants to stay on the ground all their life. I would rather fly around. Who's with me? Today I played Plants vs. Zombies. Which is like the funnest game in the world! You plant plants on your lawn/roof to protect your brains from zombies, and when your brains get eaten green slime goes on you screen saying, The Zombies Ate Your Brains! and then it screams, Nooooooo!

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Hello. Today I ate cocoa crispies, it was choclatey and delicious. It reminded me of she-who-must-not-be-named #3, AKA ( Snickers Queen). She is amazing. I cried. I shall go to a meeting today, it makes me feel professional, such as a factory employee, or perhaps a McDonalds burger flipper, or maybe a spider crawling up th leg of she-who-must-not-be-named #1, AKA (disturbed lady). That would be a fun and professional job! Spontanious combustion!



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Monday, February 6, 2012

I need to update my blog!

I need to update my blog! I can't wait to move on to jr. high! In fact we have jr. high registration this week. I am going to have a fresh start and the cutest locker.I hope everyone is feeling well and is having fun! (if anyone visits my blog). I love you all!